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Well I feel like I'm in a Abbott and Castello movie. Our principal came on the PA a little while ago to inform us that the pope had passed away. I go to a Catholic school, the pope is the head of the catholic church, this is a big deal for us. However, the pope is not dead. Actually he might be but CNN and all the other major news affiliates have not reported that he is dead, and the guy who comes out to tell the world, has not come out yet. Is he dead or isn't he? It's horrible, a very sweet man's death has become a badly put together comedy routine. The teacher's are laughing, the students are confused. WHAT DO WE DO!!!!! Do we mourn or get prepared to mourn. SHIT I AM SO CONFUSED!!! I'm pretty sure this entire school is going to hell. Could someone tell me if the pope is alive or dead, please.Current Mood:  confused Current Music: Ms. Sanders cat like voice |
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The Alcohol Knowledge Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 109 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (60). |
| Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 40% on proof |
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You scored higher than 93% on beer index |
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You scored higher than 92% on wine index |
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You scored higher than 85% on liquor index |
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So this is my new background! What do you think? Of course it's my current obsession Gerard Butler. Right now this is the only picture I found that I liked but if someone has a different one, feel free to give it to me. So right now I am feeling particularly bad for my english teacher Mrs. Thompson, cause she is trying really hard to teach us but it's just not sticking. She is one of the most intelligent people I know but she has no form of discipline in her class. It's terrible, everyone just does what they want and they never learn anything. I'm doing this in the middle of class and she is just rambling on about Joseph Conrad. I wish she was a better teacher, or more importantly, I wish we were better students. Oh well, I have more fun in this class then in most of my classes so whatever, who cares. This class is going to stretch on forever. Oh well, stay strong everyone. Only 59 days left till school is out and only 28 more days of classes.Current Mood:  blah Current Music: A southern accent |
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Okay that sounds a lot scarier than I meant it to be but what the hell. Jesus! My last entry was November first. Where the hell have I been? Oh yea, getting into college. Anyways, what's new. Oh yeah!!!! I am going to destroy the television show the OC. It is going to be killed. I hate that show with a fire and passion that consumes my soul and everything inside my body! The soul is mindless, ridiculous dribble. It doesn't even deserved to be called entertaining. What the hell is wrong with everyone? It is not a good show. It blows giant monkey balls. It sucks a duck!!!!!! Somebody please explain to me why everyone is hooked on this show like it's televised crack!!!! Anyone. Anyone. So that's my rant of the day. If anyone talks to my mom today wish her happy birthday. Talk to you all later.Current Mood:  crazy Current Music: NONE |
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Okay so I am the most impatient fucking person in the world. No no, I can't wait to see the episodes I have to look into the future using TVGUIDE.com and see what is going to happen because poor Leo is lying in the woods of Camp David after having a heart attack. Stupid son of a bitch, when your feeling like you are going to have a heart attack or faint you do not wander into the middle of the fucking woods. Anyway I look forward and I see who is going to replace Leo!................................................................................................ C.J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah total freak out!!!! but on the upside, Donna comes back on Wednesday.Current Mood:  hyper Current Music: The harmony of keyboards being struck |
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Oct. 8th, 2004 @ 01:01 pm
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so last night at a football game I was talking to this priest and I was being my usual arrogant self, its a curse I know. Here is how the convo went:
Priest: Are you girls being bad? (girls referring to me and color guard)
Me: Yes very very bad (not said in a sexual way)
P: (chuckles)You shouldn't do that
M: It's alright Father, when Father Dooley left my salvation went with him. (Its important to understand that this in name-droping. Father Dooley was a priest at the same school this priest is at so of course the priest did a double take)
P: Well he still prays for you
M: But now he prays for me in Louisiana instead of guiding me here
(Pause for prayer with the color guard)
P: Doesn't he write you or e-mail you
M: Yea but mainly he e-mails my brothers who actually went to the school
P: Well he shouldn't be sexist even though he's a priest.
Now that is the end of the conversation and I'll tell you why, because just look at that last line. Wouldn't that make you stop talking. He shouldn't be sexist even though he's a priest. Now I'm not religious and I am definitely not Catholic so I get into many theological debates and I was reeved up to get into one with this priest but he said that line and I had to flee before I said something real stupid. So tell me thoughts anyone on what he meant and should I have confronted him about how we ended the conversation and what did he mean? Please share all.
Oct. 8th, 2004 @ 12:37 pm
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Well so far Senior year is shitty and good all at the same time. How is that possible you ask? I love my friends and I adore the play I'm a part of but in the three weeks I've been at school, two teachers have asked me to drop their class. Yeah two teachers in three weeks. That's got to be some sort of record. On top of all that the guy I like has gone to Florida for a few days, CRAP CRAP and double CRAP. And right now I am so hungry I'm about to eat Mary. She looks so juicy and tender. MMMMMMMMMMMMM. I want Mary meat, wow that sounds wrong. Alright another realization I've had is how homophobic everyone is at our school. I walk in and say a sarcastic comment like, OOOOO damn that was sexy, when refering to them burping or something and everyone freaks out. Stupid people. Everyone needs to calm the fuck down. Alright I'm hungry and I need to eat, I'll check y'all later.
Sep. 15th, 2004 @ 11:15 am
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Sep. 13th, 2004 @ 12:22 pm
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| » Sick Again |
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Well here I am, home sick again and missing school except this time I actually have a fever- a low grade fever but a fever none the less. I'm on more drugs than I ever have been before. Advil, some prescription shit, a decongestant, a nose spray, and something else to help me sleep at night. Medicine is bullshit except for the fact that it will allow me to go to rehearsal tonight. The biggest thing that sucks is that I missed Comparative Religions at school today. No arguing with Mr. Kohler for me today!!!!! Well everyone, wish me luck with my sickness and lets pray I don't collapse at rehearsal. My the way Mary, Patrick is bi, I don't swing that way. Maddy if you ever want to come to rehearsal, anytime you want to Novo and I would love to have you. See you on the flip side!
- This is bad on so many levels!---Sam Seaborn
Love y'all
Sep. 13th, 2004 @ 11:59 am
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It's 12:45 and I just got to school. I admit its a little late but I felt like crap this morning. I was going to skip the whole day but oh no not little ol' me because I have to be responsible and come to school because call backs for the fall play are after school and if I don't go to school I can't go to the call backs, and I'm stage manager. So I'm in college government, feeling like crap and trying like hell to stay awake. I hate stupid school attendance rules! I have a hatred for all things attendance like and I believe I have a great reason, I am always late. Its like a curse that has turned into a fucking addiction. I have to be late, if I'm not late I'm two hours early. Promptness+ME=End of the fucking world as we know it!
Sep. 9th, 2004 @ 12:44 pm
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So I'm sitting in Economics class, I'm sorry Macro Economics, because that one word makes such a big fucking difference in the amount of boredom that radiates from this class. Just saying the name makes me want to sleep, that or shove a pencil in my ear. Anyways, so I'm sitting there and the most boring teacher alive is talking about supply and demand. My friend Mary is a funny funny girl, especially when she's bitching about something, and she works for the school newspaper, so I want her to write a column that is just her bitching about what pisses her off. So god damnit Mary, you supply the fucking column and people will demand it! I'm already demanding it! So supply it you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista... Wow, that was way too far. Kiss Kiss talk to you later!
Sep. 7th, 2004 @ 03:30 pm
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